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Post by SomeCanadian on Wed May 25, 2011 1:30 pm

I felt this forum should be spammed.
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Post by Danger Goat on Wed May 25, 2011 1:45 pm

That comment made more sense than 99% of the lizard rants.
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Post by BALLER FTW! on Wed May 25, 2011 2:01 pm

says the lizard player
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Post by SomeCanadian on Wed May 25, 2011 2:03 pm

bull crap. how can you possibly be serious about defending jesus lizards? they have the 3 major players in the army (general, BSB, and level 4 caster) all sewn up into one untouchable package. and when i say untouchable i mean you may choose one or all of the following options:
1. placing him in the 2nd rank of a block of temple guard
2. placing him on 2nd rank of best core troop in the game point for point
3. making him ethereal
4. letting him transfer miscasts
5. giving him insane magic D by making 6's gone. thats essentially the same as having at least 1 opponent power dice thrown out per phase, plus delivering unpredictability and the chance to end a magic phase on a dime.
6. i dont even know about his toughness/wounds and junk b/c i have never actually hit one in combat.
7. giving him insane LD 10 with cold blooded.

so you cant kill any of the opponents 3 main guys, but he can still kill you by spamming spells and adding a riciculous one D6 to each casting attempt. I pay 50 points to add one D3.

then we could move on to the crazy low points cost/high utility of saurus, skinks, and salamanders.

then we could talk about the EoTG if you would like, but my rant is over.

How is that for the first rant?!?!?!
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Post by BALLER FTW! on Wed May 25, 2011 2:07 pm

FLAME ALERT
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by SomeCanadian on Wed May 25, 2011 2:09 pm

hey youre the one who created a whole sub-forum for this particular subject. i just think we should utilize the space.
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Post by BALLER FTW! on Wed May 25, 2011 2:10 pm

^ wholeheartedly agree
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Post by Danger Goat on Wed May 25, 2011 2:10 pm

ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZ
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Post by Oatbag on Wed May 25, 2011 2:30 pm

I knew it would happen! Cory put himself to sleep with his Lizards because it takes so little strategizing to win with them.
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Post by BALLER FTW! on Wed May 25, 2011 2:32 pm

thats not entirely true...you have to decide how far back you want to move you temple guard each turn
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by Danger Goat on Wed May 25, 2011 2:36 pm

It is difficult to decide if I want to got the full 2 inches back or not. The kind of thing that keeps me up at night. Which is why I fell asleep, Ryan.
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Post by Oatbag on Wed May 25, 2011 2:37 pm

Well played sir, well played
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Post by Danger Goat on Wed May 25, 2011 3:16 pm

From your favorite serb, and mine:

In defense of the lizards I want offer this information. All this hatred that is pointed at the lizards is not there fault, they are only playing under the rules that they are forced to play under.

I have been in contact with Slaans around the jungle and they too are upset about the Old One’s (GW) plans and the rules that they have created for them. They planned a revolt against GW and tried to sabotage there plans for a new and even more powerful book that they thought was coming out for them. The plaques that were read must have been translated incorrectly because they ended up sabotaging the Beastmen book instead of the new Lizardmen book, which is no doubt in the works. They did want to apologize to all beatmen players; they swore that they were altering the Lizardmen book not the beastmen. A second attempt was made to alter there book but this time they were going to be more covert about it, so they sent it some skinks to just still the magic items out of the book. Turns out that they were tricked again by GW because they ended up stealing all the magic items out of the Orc and Goblin book, making the Lizards even more powerful.

They really don’t like being so over powerful and if it was up to them they would change because they don’t like all the negative attention. They pray daily that they uncover more plaques that can help them alter there races course of being the most powerful army, it’s the last thing that they want because they know that the more obviously over powered they become the higher the odds of little kids and/or spoiled old men using them because that’s they only way that they could ever win.

Until they can find a way to nerf themselves they just ask that you understand that its not there fault that they are the Jesus Lizards, they did not write the rules. They are terrified of becoming the army of choice of the ones that breath from there mouths.

After talking with the lizards about this issue I understood what they said and agree with everything. I think that we should continue to plan our armies to face all kinds of threats and just know that when we march to war against the lizards it’s a march to our deaths.

Don’t hate the lizards…hate the game.
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by BALLER FTW! on Wed May 25, 2011 6:08 pm

Danger Goat wrote:From your favorite serb, and mine:
They planned a revolt against GW and tried to sabotage there plans for a new and even more powerful book that they thought was coming out for them.

i call freaking bull****.

if they lizards try to sabotage anything its irresistible on anything but a 1. AND they can discard the lowest. THEN if they actually fail something, oh my a free reroll. FINALLY if a sabotage really does go wrong they just transfer it to the opposing saboteurs and try again. Rinse and repeat.

So the lizards are liars too.
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by Danger Goat on Thu May 26, 2011 10:13 am

Jesus lizards never lie.

Heretic.
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Post by Oatbag on Thu May 26, 2011 10:19 am

BALLER FTW! wrote:
i call freaking bull****.

if they lizards try to sabotage anything its irresistible on anything but a 1. AND they can discard the lowest. THEN if they actually fail something, oh my a free reroll. FINALLY if a sabotage really does go wrong they just transfer it to the opposing saboteurs and try again. Rinse and repeat.

So the lizards are liars too.

Man, I forgot about that item. Good call.
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by BALLER FTW! on Thu May 26, 2011 10:21 am

Danger Goat wrote:Jesus lizards never lie.


if they lizards try to sabotage anything its irresistible on anything but a 1. AND they can discard the lowest. THEN if they actually fail something, oh my a free reroll. FINALLY if a sabotage really does go wrong they just transfer it to the opposing saboteurs and try again. Rinse and repeat.

^ you say that isn't true?
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by Danger Goat on Thu May 26, 2011 10:24 am

I say nothing but that which comes from my mouth.
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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by Danger Goat on Thu May 26, 2011 10:29 am

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Re: Warning: Spam

Post by BALLER FTW! on Fri May 27, 2011 8:08 pm

oh how i hate the hated lizards
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