Meatshank
Do you want to Meatshank?


Don't click "DOWNLOAD" or "PLAY NOW"

Slaan...the New Norris

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 10:39 am

The Boogey Monster checks for a Slaan under his bed at night


Last edited by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:23 am; edited 1 time in total
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 10:57 am

The earth's rotation is determined by which direction the Slaan are walking


Last edited by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:23 am; edited 1 time in total
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 11:00 am

Slaan don't sleep. They wait.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:12 am

Slaan can strike lightning in the same place twice


Last edited by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:23 am; edited 1 time in total
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by SomeCanadian on Fri May 27, 2011 11:21 am

Slaan can kick you in the back of the face.
avatar
SomeCanadian

Posts : 28
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : Manitobia

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:33 am

There are no different races, only the same race that the Slaan beat into different shapes and sizes.
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:11 pm

Slaan can make a happy meal sad.

There used to be a street named after Lord Kroak. It was changed because nobody crosses a Slaan and lives.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:12 pm

Slaan don't flush the toilet. They scare the crap out of it.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:16 pm

Street one= new favorite

When a Slaan pokes you on facebook, you die.
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:20 pm

Yeah, loved the street one. I think it shot to #1 for me as well.

Every time Lord Mazdamundi looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to stand between a Slaan and a Slaan.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:22 pm

A Slaan can cut through a hot knife with butter
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:25 pm

Jesus can walk on water. A Slaan can swim through land.

I really need to stop. My employees are finding it hard to take me serious with tears streaming down my face.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:35 pm

A Slaan once won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Death once had a near-Slaan experience
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:39 pm

Oatbag wrote:A Slaan once won the World Series of Poker using Warhammer Magic cards.

The Lore of Death once had a near-Slaan experience

Just a few changes I thought were appropriate, haha.
avatar
Danger Goat

Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-05-24

View user profile http://www.fargroves.com

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:48 pm

First rule of fight club is...you do not talk about fight club




to a Slaan
avatar
Oatbag

Posts : 50
Join date : 2011-05-25
Location : State of Denial

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum