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Slaan...the New Norris

Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 10:39 am

The Boogey Monster checks for a Slaan under his bed at night


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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 10:57 am

The earth's rotation is determined by which direction the Slaan are walking


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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 11:00 am

Slaan don't sleep. They wait.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:12 am

Slaan can strike lightning in the same place twice


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Post by SomeCanadian on Fri May 27, 2011 11:21 am

Slaan can kick you in the back of the face.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 11:33 am

There are no different races, only the same race that the Slaan beat into different shapes and sizes.
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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:11 pm

Slaan can make a happy meal sad.

There used to be a street named after Lord Kroak. It was changed because nobody crosses a Slaan and lives.
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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:12 pm

Slaan don't flush the toilet. They scare the crap out of it.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:16 pm

Street one= new favorite

When a Slaan pokes you on facebook, you die.
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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:20 pm

Yeah, loved the street one. I think it shot to #1 for me as well.

Every time Lord Mazdamundi looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to stand between a Slaan and a Slaan.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:22 pm

A Slaan can cut through a hot knife with butter
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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:25 pm

Jesus can walk on water. A Slaan can swim through land.

I really need to stop. My employees are finding it hard to take me serious with tears streaming down my face.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:35 pm

A Slaan once won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.

Death once had a near-Slaan experience
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Post by Danger Goat on Fri May 27, 2011 12:39 pm

Oatbag wrote:A Slaan once won the World Series of Poker using Warhammer Magic cards.

The Lore of Death once had a near-Slaan experience

Just a few changes I thought were appropriate, haha.
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Post by Oatbag on Fri May 27, 2011 12:48 pm

First rule of fight club is...you do not talk about fight club




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